Read our definitions of some IT, management and social terminology that is not always well understood.

They may just possibly help to make the concepts more understandable.
 
 


Management Lessons
   
Lesson Number One

A craa wis sittin on a tree, deein nithin aa day.

A wee rubbit spied the craa and spiered til him, 'Kin A sit on ma doup lik you an dee nithin aa day an aa?'

The craa answered, 'Aye, fairly min, nae probs.'

So, the rubbit parkit hissel on the grun aneth the craa an closed his een.

Oot o the blue, a fox cam in aboot, loupit on the rubbit an swallaad him.


Management Lesson

If ye're gyaan ti sit on yer erse aa day an dee nithin, ye'd best be affa hich.
 
 
 


A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.

A small rabbit saw the crow and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?'

The crow answered, 'Certainly, why not?'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate him.

Management Lesson

To be sitting doing nothing all day, you must be sitting very, very high up.
 
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