Read our definitions of some IT, management and social terminology that is not always well understood.

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More Microsoft Error Messages
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
Error 'File not found'.

'This is a permanent error'
I've given up.
Sorry it didn't work out.

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Hing on a mintie.
Aathing's gaed heelster gowdie.
It's a richt scunner.

Neen seen fan ye seek.
Jist nithin ava ti spy.
Error 'Bumf nae wye'.

Spikkin aboot fit?
Error: 'It's aa fair connacht'.
Ach, A'm awa hame.

Haud yer haun the noo.
There's nae pynt chaan yer heid aff.
Aathin's jist knackered.

Aa yon sillar, an
Yer fantoosh kist o furlies
Hing's jist lik a steen.

Ye're nivver sure bit
Ye'll dee, pey tax an lose bumf.
Fit een is't ivnoo?

Ye dip yer tae in.
Losh, min - but it's nae een weet.
'Error fower oh fower'.

Myne oot - oot o myne.
Git a haud o aathin blae?
Nae chunce o aat, min.
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